Things can always get worse. Bitcoin is down, drama is up. When the roller coaster takes it's the dip, grab your closest bottle of Crypto-Bysmal. It won't help the roller coaster of price volatility, but it might make you feel vaguely better.
*Some side effects include - lack of rationality when debating the value of NFTs - massive tax implications - frequent urges to move offshore - Hodling incontinence
Hold on to your ass...ets, this roller coaster is only getting started.
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