Things can always get worse. Bitcoin is down, drama is up. When the roller coaster takes it's the dip, grab your closest bottle of Crypto-Bysmal. It won't help the roller coaster of price volatility, but it might make you feel vaguely better.

*Some side effects include
- lack of rationality when debating the value of NFTs
- massive tax implications
- frequent urges to move offshore
- Hodling incontinence

Hold on to your ass...ets, this roller coaster is only getting started.

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