The Gothix Bolt Logo dad cap (not to be confused with AnCap or Ann Capp (she's a really nice lady, we presume)) will give you great power and responsibility. (Hat will not actually imbue you with anything other than the warm, interior knowledge that you have a pretty cool logo on your hat and support a good cause.) We think you'll look cool. How can we know? Well, we can't, but between you and me, you totally will look cool. This is not legal or financial advice.