Popcorned Planet | Eggplant Pig Emoticon

Seriously. Nobody likes Eggplant Pigs. Don't be one. You know who you are... we're looking at you, and you are most definitely not a fu...

We don't even need words to convey how much we and you don't want someone to be a fu... we keep getting close. Just can't bring ourselves to say it. 

Printed on our favorite soft t-shirt. It's flattering but not tight, fits to size, and looks great on both men and women.