The Revolutionary Rumble!

Get ready for a rumble like no other - 'The Revolutionary Rumble,' where the powerhouses of the big pond collide in a wrestling spectacle that guarantees high-stakes, heart-stopping action from bell to bell.

Brace yourselves for the main event as 'The Mount Vernon Marauder' George Washington steps into the ring with his fierce rival King George III: the 'Mad King Krusher' and the 'Hellion of House Hanover.' It's a clash of titans, a duel of might and muscle, where only the strongest will emerge victorious.

Our undercard offers a storm of electrifying bouts. Witness the lightning strike as 'Lightnin' Ben Franklin faces off against the formidable 'Tea Act Terror,' Lord North. It'll be a thrilling showdown of strength and strategy destined to send shockwaves through the audience.

Don't blink; you might miss the intense confrontation between 'Declaration Dominator' Thomas Jefferson and 'Colonial Constrictor' Thomas Hutchinson. It's an intense clash that exemplifies our wrestling heroes' raw power and determination.

'The Revolutionary Rumble' is more than just a wrestling event - it's a thrilling battle royale that showcases the might and mettle of our world's champions. Whether you're a die-hard wrestling fan or someone who appreciates a pulse-pounding spectacle, this is an event you simply can't afford to miss.

Take advantage of your only chance to witness this once-in-a-lifetime showdown. As the old saying goes, "Be there or be square!" Even Gordon Wood would agree - "Gordon Would... be there!" So, mark your calendars, grab your tickets, and buckle up for a thrilling night of unparalleled wrestling action. The Revolution is here, and it's ready to rumble!