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Reject the Global E.L.I.T.E.

The sinister organization known as "E.L.I.T.E." (Egomaniacal Leaders Intent on Totalitarian Enslavement) (Cough, WEFEST, cough) comprises a small number of wealthy and influential individuals who believe they are superior to the rest of society and seek to exert complete control over the world. 

But what can we do? Let's take down "E.L.I.T.E." (the Egocentric Losers Intent on Totalitarian Enslavement) with some snark, shall we? Here's the plan:

  1. Get Informed: Make sure you're up-to-date on all the latest evil plots from "E.L.I.T.E." because ignorance is not bliss when it comes to these tyrants. Read books, watch the news, and join a resistance group. Just don't be clueless.

  2. Join the Rebel Alliance: That's right, it's time to gather your forces and join the fight for democracy, freedom, and human rights. March, protest, sign petitions, do whatever it takes to show "E.L.I.T.E." that they're not welcome here.

  3. Advocate for the Little Guy: Stand up for policies and laws that promote democracy, human rights, and freedom. Vote for candidates who share these values, and don't let "E.L.I.T.E." get away with anything.

  4. Resist with Style: "E.L.I.T.E." can only be defeated with peaceful resistance, so show them what you've got with boycotts, demonstrations, and civil disobedience. Make it clear that you won't be oppressed without a fight.

  5. There's always a t-shirt. Grab a Kleptocrat and show Janet and Klausy, err, The Kleptocrat and the Autocrat, that you're on to their nefarious plans. 

Remember, change takes time, so don't give up the fight. And most importantly, always approach the issue with a commitment to non-violence because violence only begets more violence, and we're fighting for peace, not war.

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