Once upon a time, Conan The Barbarian gave the life wisdom that the best thing in life is "To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women." If he were to have a lovely beverage to celebrate that fact, it might be with the Tears of Mine Enemy. We're not sure if it's supposed to be like Liquid Death, but think of how many tears your enemies must have shed to provide you with such a refreshing beverage. Maybe that's the answer at the end of all of this: the idea that your enemy had to take the time to collect their tears to satiate your thirst. Maybe Conan should update his ultimate pro tip.