TL;DR Death Metal Shirt
$30.00 - $35.00
Too busy rocking out 🤘 to sift through endless walls of text 📚? Get straight to the point with our "TL;DR Death Metal" tee—the shirt for those who say, "It was just too long to read, but look, I've got the shirt!" 🤷♀️.
Features:
- Ultra-soft cotton blend 🌱: As comfortable as ignoring a 1000-word user agreement 📜.
- Durable Design 🛠️: Engineered to survive more 'Skip Intros' than you can count 🎬.
- Hardcore Print 😈: Because your time is too precious for filler content 🙅♂️.
Why You Need This:
- Ever found yourself stuck in a meeting that could have been an email 📧? This shirt feels you 🙌.
- Want to be the meta-commentary at the next book club gathering where no one actually read the book 📖? Here's your ticket 🎟️.
- For the rebels 😎, the speed-readers 🤓, and everyone who believes "efficiency" should be the real MVP 🏆.
Act Now:
Get your "TL;DR Death Metal" tee before it becomes a long read of missed opportunities ⏳. Attention spans are short, but our shirt's quality and style are timeless ⌛.
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