Top 10 Names for Your Cat (If You Love Free-Market Economics)

This is very niche and dumb, but I do not care. I was rattling these off the other day and Brian suggested I make a listacle, so really you can blame him.

10. Russ Pawberts

It’s informative, it’s accessible, it’s acclaimed EconTalk host Russ Pawberts.

9. Meowton Friedman

Just throw on Free To Choose (FURRY to Choose?) and hang out on the couch with Meowton. It’ll be a good time.

8. The Meowgional Revolution

Does your cat know why the price of diamonds is higher than the price of water? Probably not. Cats don’t know what diamonds are. Or maybe your cat is just smart enough to know this is an outdated analogy because of false scarcity.

7. Meownetary Inflation

Because cats, like Keynesians, love to f*ck everything up.

6. Ludwig von Meowses

All cats are full of “Planned Chaos”.

5. Purraxeology

This one is more ironic, since cats never seem to engage in PURRposeful action.

4. Thomas Meowell

I bet when your cat read The Vision of the Anointed it decided it should be allowed to jump on the table.

3. Karl Meownger

For the cat that understands MEOWginal utility.

2. Purray Rothbard (or Furry Rothbard)

For the theory-loving anarcho-CATitalist.

1. The Economic Meowculation Problem

Like most problems cats love to cause, it can’t be solved. Anyways, stop trying to centrally plan how much food goes in the bowl.

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